What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

Goldfinger

The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do nice guys rarely or never win?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

I’m a man. Why do I always fantasize about men’s cock? I don’t want a relationship with the man, I just want to suck his cock.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I’m running away I live in Indiana what states near by are safe I’m 12 no comments?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy